I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
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