Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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