We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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