Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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