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Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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