i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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