No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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