I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
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