so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
i want to fuck
?
it's pretty self explanatory
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize
