may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Is Oprah even human
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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