I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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