yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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