I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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