I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
i wish my penis had a tongue
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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