at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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