i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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