so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
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