After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
Randomize
