i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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