woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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