this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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