I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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