So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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