weddingsv make me drug and hornr
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
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