lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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