i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Randomize
