My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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