are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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