All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
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