Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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