Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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