idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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