end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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