I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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