Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
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