Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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