I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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