It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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