Midget sex pt 2 tonight
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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