You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Randomize
