So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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