he referred to my room as the tit cave...
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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