I got chris browned last night
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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