Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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