i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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