I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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