i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
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