What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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