I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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