yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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