I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Randomize
