I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Randomize
